The Roster
Meet the Men of Miami
This isn’t a directory. It’s a working roster — the guys we actually send out across Miami-Dade and Broward every weekend, for bachelorette parties, milestone birthdays, divorce parties, and private events.
Browse the lineup below. When you call, tell us the vibe you’re going for and who the night is for, and we’ll tell you honestly who fits your room best. Sometimes that’s the guy you picked. Sometimes it’s someone you’d have scrolled past.
The Lineup
Costumes, Characters, and Real Showmen
Most of our guys perform in character. The costume isn’t decoration — it’s the setup, and it’s what turns a booking into the story your group tells for the next ten years.
Ronnie
Classic Leading Man
Old-school charm with a bow tie and a grin. Works a room easily and never oversells it — the guy you book when you want the night to feel effortless.
Jason Bobby Lee
The Crowd Favorite
Genuinely funny and impossible not to like. Perfect for a group that wants to laugh as much as anything else — he’ll have the shyest person in the room comfortable inside five minutes.
JD
Firefighter & SWAT
Our uniform specialist. The SWAT entrance is one of the best bits we run — the room goes dead silent before anyone realises what’s happening.
Joey
Beach & Lifeguard
Built for pool parties and rooftop nights. Bright, high-energy, and completely at home when the party is outdoors and the sun hasn’t gone down yet.
Rick
The Officer
The full uniform, played completely straight until it isn’t. If you want the noise-complaint bit done properly, this is who we send.
Tommy Gunn
Polished & Poolside
Clean-cut and camera-ready. Doubles as a topless bartender for the first hour if you want the reveal to land later in the night.
Kendrick
Firefighter
Serious stage presence and a serious routine. The turnout gear comes off in stages and he knows exactly how long to make everyone wait.
Paulo
Pizza Delivery & Police
Our best straight-face performer. Nobody ordered a pizza, everyone’s confused for a full thirty seconds, and then the music starts.
Mario
Lifeguard & Black Tie
Equally at home in swim trunks or a blazer. Great range — book him for a beach day or a black-tie birthday and he’ll hit both.
Tensa
Army & Statement Looks
Impossible to miss and he knows it. Big presence, full sleeves, and a military routine that gets the loudest reaction in the room.
Luis
The Officer
Commanding in uniform and completely believable at the door. If the surprise depends on the first ten seconds, he sells it.
Also on the Roster
More of the Lineup
Additional dancers available depending on your date. Call and we’ll tell you exactly who’s free.
Alex
Beach & Water
Quiet confidence and a great look on camera. Strong choice for daytime and pool bookings.
Jessi
Modern & Sharp
Clean, current look with real conditioning behind it. Popular with groups who want something a little more understated.
Apollo
High Energy
Exactly what the name suggests. Brings the volume up the moment he walks in, which is sometimes precisely what a room needs.
How They Get Hired
Why I Don’t Hire Off Photographs
The physical side is the least important part of this job. Anyone can get in shape. What separates a dancer who makes the night from one who makes it awkward is reading a room in the first ninety seconds — knowing the difference between a bride who wants to be the centre of everything and one who’s quietly terrified and needs it aimed slightly to the left of her.
That’s a performance skill, not a gym one. I know it when I see it because I had to learn it myself.
— Sean Michael’s, owner · 36 years in South FloridaEvery guy above has been through that filter. It’s also why we ask about the group when you book — the same dancer can be perfect for one room and completely wrong for another, and we’d rather get that right than just send whoever’s available.
Booking
How to Get One of Them to Your Party
Call or text us
Date, venue, group size, and who we’re celebrating. Two minutes.
Tell us about the room
Wild group or a quieter one? Is it a surprise? This changes who we recommend more than anything else.
Get the number in writing
Total cost, arrival window, show length — texted before you commit to anything.
We arrive in a 30-minute window
Not a hard time. A window means nobody’s watching the door instead of enjoying the party.
Where They Perform
Miami-Dade, Broward, and the Beaches
Hotels, private residences, short-term rentals, yachts, and party buses throughout South Florida.
Found Your Guy?
Tell us the date, the venue, and a little about the group. You’ll get a straight number and an honest recommendation.